It’s my sister’s birthday today! We are going to go downtown to Extraordinary Desserts tonight. See, you’d THINK a $17 piece of tres leches cake would be overpriced, but then you would never have tried the tres leches from Extraordinary Desserts. The end.

Transcript: English

Panel 1
Viola: Are you going to the back, Effie?
Effie: Of course.
Panel 2
Bee: Boy, I wish I could come back for a visit.
Effie: Why can't you?
Panel 3
Bee: Who would watch the stand?
Wally: We can do it! We are experienced businessmen.
Lilly: BusinessPEOPLE.
Panel 4
Bee: Sorry, but that has a snowball’s chance in hell of happening.
Panel 5
Wally: Rats.