|ALTON ST. DAVIS|
Tending bar may be his job, but gossip is his calling. The only thing juicier than his stories is his mega-watt smile!
One day, her name is going to be in lights, and Hopton’s Vale will be immortalized as the birthplace of Bee McGee (and Reginald). For now, she lights up the popcorn stand of the Milky Way.
Either the worst mother ever…or the best. Effie is a free spirit with a weakness for gin. The only thing deadly about this dame are her curves.
If the Three Stooges had any idea what they were doing, they still wouldn’t hold a candle to Lilly, Willy, and Wally! Lilly is the leader, Willy is intuitive, and Wally is a rebel with a heart of gold.
Flossie is a wise-cracking, tough-talking, name-taking son-of-a-gun. She’s brimming with moxie and wants everyone to know it.
A lady killer, even if the rest of the world doesn’t know it yet. He’s going places — and bringing his bathtub with him!
The only thing gloomier than his job prospects is his outlook on life. Irving doesn’t know what he wants, he just knows he wants to be tortured and romantic while doing it.
One of the Mars Bars’ most reliable and lovable suppliers of hooch. Everyone perks up when they see Luis coming — and since he usually arrives with a truckload of tequila, who can really blame them?
Her wit is as sharp as her cheekbones. Viola’s dry sense of humor sometimes goes right over the rest of the world’s head, and she likes it that way. Don’t ask about her past, and don’t call her a ghost!
Seriously, this kid is the worst.
|REGINALD THE DUCK
What do you mean you don’t know who Reginald is? He’s the biggest star north of Hollywoodland, and don’t you forget it!